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A Plumber and his Instrument
December 8, 2010 – 10:09 pm | 3 Comments

Here is an interesting video for you. Some young chaps – plumbers I hope – who have constructed a musical instrument from various bits of plumbing paraphernalia. Enjoy

Song about Abdelbaset al-Megrahi
August 26, 2009 – 4:02 pm | No Comment
Song about Abdelbaset al-Megrahi

Ode to the release on compassionate grounds of convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset el-Megrahi by Scots Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill

Nepal count rises as Lumley licks Labour
May 21, 2009 – 4:11 pm | No Comment
Nepal count rises as Lumley licks Labour

Ms Lumley, who already holds honorary Greek nationality for her services to Prince Philip, has already said that she will be delighted to accept.

Midnight Plumbers support Buy Stirling Albion campaign
May 7, 2009 – 12:22 pm | 2 Comments
Midnight Plumbers support Buy Stirling Albion campaign

Support the buy Stirling Albion campaign. Your chance to own a real football club for only £40!

Stirling Albion for sale
May 7, 2009 – 11:25 am | One Comment

here’s the promotional video

Doctors fear swine flu pandemic epidemic
April 30, 2009 – 4:26 pm | 4 Comments
Doctors fear swine flu pandemic epidemic

In further worrying developments, it has been reported that in one of the London cases, a man has spent the day in bed and has been sniffling. Doctors fear that if his symptoms do not improve soon then he may have to take a day off work.

Brown’s burning desire for Thatcher future
April 23, 2009 – 3:49 pm | No Comment
Brown’s burning desire for Thatcher future

The Prime Minister conceded that his Government was in a position where winning the next general election was difficult but that they would take every opportunity in the legislative period remaining to make their mark.

Filler
April 22, 2009 – 2:03 pm | 3 Comments

It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in your tank
Under the moonlight you catch a wiff that’s smellin’ pretty rank
You try to clear but water floods the floor before you make it
You start to …

Anti-terror cop falls backwards onto his own sword
April 9, 2009 – 10:11 am | No Comment
Anti-terror cop falls backwards onto his own sword

After Mr Quit’s gaffe and fearing that suspects could be tipped off about their plans, hundreds of officers swooped upon suspects on Wednesday afternoon rather. That meant rushing out a press release saying that the raids were going to take place and not all news channels were able to be there to film the arrests.

Away man, Shearer is sacked.
April 8, 2009 – 4:38 pm | No Comment
Away man, Shearer is sacked.

A list of possible successors to Alan Shearer is being drawn up at Newcastle United following the sacking of the former striker this morning.

No mercy for Madonna says judge
April 3, 2009 – 4:19 pm | No Comment
No mercy for Madonna says judge

The judge said that Madonna was not fit to be a mother to three-year-old Mercy James. A spokesman for the multi-millionaire singer furiously denied she was unfit, saying that she had the body of a man half her age.