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Auld baw face is back
The walkin, talkin heart attack
Auld baw face
Smug as a bug in a tartan rug
Soundbite Charlie
Naebody’s mug
Auld baw face
One smart Alex right enough
Smiling sleekit
Acting tough
OO7’s favourite thug
Vote SNP or we’ll shoot your dug
Torn betting slips
Rolls of fat
Am ah supposed to be scared of that?
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Glasgow is being terrorised by a serial killer the media have nicknamed The Cutter. The murders have left the police baffled. There seems to be neither rhyme nor reason behind the killings; no kind of pattern or motive...except for the fact that the little fingers of their right hands have been severed...
Sorry. We have no free horse racing tip for you at the moment.
Ode to the release on compassionate grounds of convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset el-Megrahi by Scots Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill
Old FSF knew his onions when it came to stories and the pertinent word was short. Why mess with that?
Perched on a hill above the picturesque River Teme in South Shropshire, this 900-year-old market town is a visitor’s delight. Medieval and Georgian buildings at every turn, winding streets, independent shops and lots and lots …
