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France threatens G20 walk out, demanding better food.
March 31, 2009 – 5:35 pm | No Comment
France threatens G20 walk out, demanding better food.

The French delegation is threatening to walk out of this week’s G20 summit in London if their demands for better catering are not met. Their culinary demands are also likely to further threaten several species …

Earth hour for our earth?
March 30, 2009 – 4:05 pm | One Comment

Hola, compadres. We are back from our trip. We have been away in the jungles of Peru finding out more about deforestation, the impact of our decadent Western ways on the indigenous peoples and to …

Home Secretary’s hubby enjoys home cooking
March 29, 2009 – 4:16 pm | No Comment
Home Secretary’s hubby enjoys home cooking

It was reported that Ms Smith was “livid and shocked” when she found out about the films and is said to have given her husband a “real ear-bashing”.

If at first you don’t succeed, change the law
March 27, 2009 – 5:19 pm | No Comment
If at first you don’t succeed, change the law

Mr Brown said that the Queen indicated she would be happy for any of her grandchildren to marry a Roman Catholic “as long as they were clean” and that this ought not to stop them from taking the throne.

Heaven’s above, Jade is put up for eviction
March 26, 2009 – 3:29 pm | One Comment
Heaven’s above, Jade is put up for eviction

It is the fifth successive week that Macmillan has been up for eviction after continually annoying heaven-mates by cycling on the pavements past the Pearly Gates while singing Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head.

Top totty quits ITV
March 25, 2009 – 6:38 pm | No Comment
Top totty quits ITV

TV stunner Fern Britton is set to quit ITV’s This Morning, the show she has presented with Phillip Schofield for 10 years. Her last show will be on July 17th, her 52nd (really?) birthday.
Little is …

Banks in new crisis after bricks thrown
March 25, 2009 – 6:16 pm | No Comment
Banks in new crisis after bricks thrown

The Edinburgh home of former RBS boss, “Sir” Fred Goodwin, has been damaged by a gang of vandals in the early hours of this morning.

The future’s not bright for ginger monkey
March 24, 2009 – 4:25 pm | 2 Comments
The future’s not bright for ginger monkey

“Monkeys are very much social animals and the mother would have been very conscious of losing her position among the group.”

Gerard assault charge dropped. Then gets back up again.
March 20, 2009 – 3:54 pm | No Comment
Gerard assault charge dropped. Then gets back up again.

When they didn’t heed his plea for peace, he again implored them to “calm down, calm down”. Mr Carragher admits that his client did so while pushing his chest put and with his hands on his hips in an aggressive manner but that he did not strike anyone.

Pope says Africans should think of Mother Theresa
March 19, 2009 – 5:36 pm | No Comment
Pope says Africans should think of Mother Theresa

Instead of using condoms, the Pope has issued a plea for abstinence and has recommended that people follow his lead and think about something off-putting when seized by the temptation for carnal lust.