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Submitted by Andy Plumb on March 25, 2009 – 6:38 pmNo Comment

TV stunner Fern Britton is set to quit ITV’s This Morning, the show she has presented with Phillip Schofield for 10 years. Her last show will be on July 17th, her 52nd (really?) birthday.

Little is known of the “new project” she will now be engaged in, but sources close to the luscious Londoner say that she has hinted at a new career in exotic dancing after recent late-night cable TV performances.

“I do seem to have a gift”, she quipped, when quizzed by reporters as she left ITV HQ this morning. This would seem to confirm the exotic dancing link as it is not obvious what other gifts she possesses.

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