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Nepal count rises as Lumley licks Labour
May 21, 2009 – 4:11 pm | No Comment
Nepal count rises as Lumley licks Labour

Ms Lumley, who already holds honorary Greek nationality for her services to Prince Philip, has already said that she will be delighted to accept.

Doctors fear swine flu pandemic epidemic
April 30, 2009 – 4:26 pm | 4 Comments
Doctors fear swine flu pandemic epidemic

In further worrying developments, it has been reported that in one of the London cases, a man has spent the day in bed and has been sniffling. Doctors fear that if his symptoms do not improve soon then he may have to take a day off work.

Brown’s burning desire for Thatcher future
April 23, 2009 – 3:49 pm | No Comment
Brown’s burning desire for Thatcher future

The Prime Minister conceded that his Government was in a position where winning the next general election was difficult but that they would take every opportunity in the legislative period remaining to make their mark.

Anti-terror cop falls backwards onto his own sword
April 9, 2009 – 10:11 am | No Comment
Anti-terror cop falls backwards onto his own sword

After Mr Quit’s gaffe and fearing that suspects could be tipped off about their plans, hundreds of officers swooped upon suspects on Wednesday afternoon rather. That meant rushing out a press release saying that the raids were going to take place and not all news channels were able to be there to film the arrests.

No mercy for Madonna says judge
April 3, 2009 – 4:19 pm | No Comment
No mercy for Madonna says judge

The judge said that Madonna was not fit to be a mother to three-year-old Mercy James. A spokesman for the multi-millionaire singer furiously denied she was unfit, saying that she had the body of a man half her age.

G20 numbers don’t add up says economist
April 2, 2009 – 3:23 pm | No Comment
G20 numbers don’t add up says economist

However the huge sums being devoted to helping troubled economies have already come under attack with several financial experts saying that there is actually no such number as a trillion.

G20 protesters are Red the riot act
April 1, 2009 – 3:04 pm | No Comment
G20 protesters are Red the riot act

Police have refused to confirm reports that former RBS chief Sir Fred Goodwin was among the protesters and had been seen throwing a missile, believed to be a bottle of tonic wine, through a window of the bank.

Home Secretary’s hubby enjoys home cooking
March 29, 2009 – 4:16 pm | No Comment
Home Secretary’s hubby enjoys home cooking

It was reported that Ms Smith was “livid and shocked” when she found out about the films and is said to have given her husband a “real ear-bashing”.

If at first you don’t succeed, change the law
March 27, 2009 – 5:19 pm | No Comment
If at first you don’t succeed, change the law

Mr Brown said that the Queen indicated she would be happy for any of her grandchildren to marry a Roman Catholic “as long as they were clean” and that this ought not to stop them from taking the throne.

Heaven’s above, Jade is put up for eviction
March 26, 2009 – 3:29 pm | One Comment
Heaven’s above, Jade is put up for eviction

It is the fifth successive week that Macmillan has been up for eviction after continually annoying heaven-mates by cycling on the pavements past the Pearly Gates while singing Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head.