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Articles by Wee Jack

Some smart Alex once said that Scotland will only be free when the last minister of the Kirk is strangled with the last copy of The Sunday Post. Now, thanks to Jack Topaz McConnell, that has all changed. Now they say that Scotland will only be free when the First Minister is strangled. Wee Jack, however, is much more than mere politician. Unknown to many of his countrymen, he is also poet and tragedian. For better and for verse. Much, much verse. Here, in a style owing much to lauded predecessors such as Burns, McGonagall and Dalglish, is the secret poetry of Jack Topaz McConnell.

Normandy Wisdom
June 16, 2004 – 3:06 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the celebration of the anniversary of D-Day

Stockline sorrow
June 16, 2004 – 3:04 pm | No Comment

Haiku on the Stockline factory explosion

Ode to John Swinney
June 16, 2004 – 3:04 pm | No Comment

A celebration of a fearsome opponent

Unreliable
June 16, 2004 – 3:03 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of a slight hiccup in the justice system