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Two down, two to go
March 16, 2006 – 2:48 am | No Comment

HowyaIt’s day three and I’m sitting here with a smile the size of Cork on me bake. Jaysus but it’s been deadly so far.Tuesday was brand new and I was laughing me cacks off at …

Sweets for me sweet, Noland for me honey
March 14, 2006 – 4:18 am | No Comment

HowyaJayus I love the smell of a scam in the morning. First Tuesday of Cheltenham and there’s already a whisper for a hit on the sods with the satchels. A whisper? It’s a bleeding roar.You’ll …

The stinky has hit the fan
September 1, 2004 – 7:45 am | No Comment

Howya
Me typing might not be all that great today on account of how I’m writing this from under me bed. I figure it’s the only place to be in case there’s a Paddy Wagon at …

Royal Bleedin Ascot
June 16, 2004 – 7:56 am | One Comment

Howya
Here I am at Ascot and I have to tell youse it’s bleeding deadly. Sure and I know it says Royal Ascot in the papers but she’s no queen of mine sure she’s not. She’s …

Magnier’s the real cowboy
March 18, 2004 – 5:15 am | No Comment

Howya
Jaysus was I not after telling you that eejit JP Magnier was as much use as a condom on a fish? He had a double handful coming to the last on Rhinestone Cowboy but didn’t …

St Paddy’s Day. Please!!!
March 17, 2004 – 3:18 am | No Comment

Happy St Paddy’s to youse all but jayus lads, how bad was that yesterday?
The drink link has taken a bigger battering than Lisa Jones gives her gee gees. If Mrs O’Farrell knew how much cash …

Paradise found
March 16, 2004 – 3:57 am | No Comment

Howya
Jaysus it’s bleedin deadly here at Cheltenham, so it is. There’s always something special in the air down here — probably the farts of ten thousand paddies after a night on the black stuff but …

Crazy like a Fox
March 9, 2004 – 10:00 am | No Comment

Howya
Jaysus it’s a terrible time to be a jockey and it’s all the fault of that feckin eejit Fallon. I’ve been telling him for years that he’d get caught eventually but did he listen? Did …

Fer feck’s sake Fallon
March 6, 2004 – 4:19 pm | No Comment

Howya
Oh jaysus. Poor Keiren. He’s really gone and done it this time.
The Fallon fella was only doing his job and making sure his nag didn’t win when it wasn’t supposed to so that the one …

Sea Biscuit? See me.
March 2, 2004 – 8:54 am | No Comment

Howya
Was youse watching the Oscars the other night? Blinding it was apart from that diddy bitch-bag Billy Crystal. You ever seen anyone more in need of a good kick in the bollocks? Me neither.
Anyways it …