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Articles in Judge Mental

Local Government Councillors
October 11, 2004 – 7:35 am | No Comment

The charge: that they did wilfully and systematically bring into disrepute the name of local democracy through the pursuance of vainglorious self-gratification; further that they did allow the pompous, egotistical and disrespectful amongst their number to dominate to the detriment of the constituents whom they are elected to serve and the officers who are charged to implement their half-witted, lamebrained policies

The Nissan Micra
October 4, 2004 – 8:24 am | No Comment

The charge: that the accused did wilfully and with malice aforethought manufacture very small low-powered cars and flagrantly market the same to immensely fat people with poor spatial awareness thereby preventing commuters from going about their rightful daily business

Pining for the fjords
April 13, 2004 – 8:21 am | No Comment

The charge: that he deliberately and wittingly lures feeble-brained victims to his lair and there wrongfully imprisons them for a very long time, robbing them of their money and throwing them back out onto the street clutching unwanted low-quality items of furniture

School’s A Scandal
March 17, 2004 – 6:44 am | No Comment

The charge: that they wantonly and negligently stand by and do nothing while our Education system lurches from crisis to crisis, leading to a dumbing-down of academic and social standards