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Twice Nightly
April 26, 2003 – 4:05 pm | No Comment

Hello darlings
Sometimes seeking out the skinny on the social scene is more than one can possibly bear. To the uninitiated it may seem one endless round of parties, premieres, popstars and poppers. And well I …

Bomb Baghdad and Back Our Boys
March 19, 2003 – 9:10 am | No Comment

Hello Darlings
I am too unaccountably traumatised to give you any social skinny this week. Shocked as I am by the onset of war in this land of ours. Well, I suppose it isn’t actually here, …

Anthea Turner
March 5, 2003 – 8:33 am | No Comment

Hello darlings. Lady Pan Jammer here, bringing you the low-down from the social hoe-down of the year at Brighams on the Strand. Well it is only March.
We were either saving the whale, raising money for …

Evacuees
February 18, 2003 – 8:23 am | No Comment

Hello sweeties, here’s the skinny on the social scene. And the big news is…. it might be moving out to the sticks.
Tristram Parker-Wayne invited me down to his place in Sussex at the weekend to …

Shampoo
January 31, 2003 – 10:55 am | No Comment

I am in mourning this morning sweeties. Lady P’s fragile little heart has been split into more pieces than Ulrika Jonnson has had football players. My darlingest little Hernando, the best hairdresser this side of …

Christmas Lights
January 16, 2003 – 3:44 am | No Comment

Well so that was Christmas and what did you do? Another year older, 20 bottles of shampoo.
Thank Gucci that’s the end of another season of comfort and joy darlings. I have been to more openings, …

Butlers
November 21, 2002 – 4:02 am | No Comment

Well sweeties! Aren’t the ghastly red-tops having fun with the butler and his boisterous bedroom behaviour?
Your ring m’Lord? Meiow.
Henny Throckmorton stayed over at the Windsor’s once and was so disgusted at not getting rogered by …