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A very liberal democrat
February 24, 2006 – 11:58 am | No Comment

On the happy occasion of the announcement of the forthcoming lesbian nuptials of Margaret Smith, Liberal-Democrat MSP for Edinburgh West.

Big Tam takes a flakey
February 2, 2006 – 2:52 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of Sean “Big Tam” Connery complaining about the promotion of Scotland, saying he won’t support Tartan Day again and saying the people of Scotland should ‘take to the streets’.

Ode to Gorgeous George
January 26, 2006 – 4:43 pm | No Comment

Ode to a fearsome opponent

Charlie’s awa
January 9, 2006 – 12:52 pm | No Comment

On the sad occasion of the resignation of Charles Kennedy

Ode to poor Charlie Kennedy
January 6, 2006 – 12:47 pm | No Comment

Ode to a fearsome opponent

Winter holiday
January 7, 2005 – 12:43 pm | No Comment

On the occasion or my receiving criticism for staying with my friends

Edwin Morgan’s tea is oot
October 12, 2004 – 4:59 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of Edwin Morgan writing doggerel associated with our new parliament

We didn’t start the Parly
September 21, 2004 – 3:44 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of my witless opponents railing at the cost of the new parliament building

The Fraser Report
September 15, 2004 – 11:02 am | No Comment

On the occasion of the publication of Lord Fraser’s report into the Scottish parliament spending fiasco

Oor parliament’s finished
September 7, 2004 – 3:15 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the completion of our glorious new parliament building