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A welcome to wee Nicola
September 7, 2004 – 3:07 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the promotion of Nicola Sturgeon

No Donald Dewar
August 5, 2004 – 4:35 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of Alex Salmond’s questioning of my ability

Old Baw Face is Back
July 24, 2004 – 5:15 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the return to leadership of Alex Salmond

Ma Scotland
July 10, 2004 – 11:04 pm | No Comment

Paean to my ain country

Switzerland, oh Switzerland
June 25, 2004 – 11:41 am | No Comment

On the sad occasion of the sporting defeat of our near neighbours

To Senora Miralles
June 23, 2004 – 3:41 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the opening of our glorious new parliament building

Farewell to Whatsisname
June 23, 2004 – 2:44 pm | No Comment

Alas poor John Thingy

Ode to Zinedine Zidane
June 17, 2004 – 2:23 pm | No Comment

On the sad occasion of another sporting setback for our near neighbours

Parliament prayer
June 17, 2004 – 1:10 pm | No Comment

A heartfelt prayer for the success of our new parliament

Normandy Wisdom
June 16, 2004 – 3:06 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the celebration of the anniversary of D-Day