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Big Tam takes a flakey
February 2, 2006 – 2:52 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of Sean “Big Tam” Connery complaining about the promotion of Scotland, saying he won’t support Tartan Day again and saying the people of Scotland should ‘take to the streets’.

Ode to Gorgeous George
January 26, 2006 – 4:43 pm | No Comment

Ode to a fearsome opponent

Charlie’s awa
January 9, 2006 – 12:52 pm | No Comment

On the sad occasion of the resignation of Charles Kennedy

Ode to poor Charlie Kennedy
January 6, 2006 – 12:47 pm | No Comment

Ode to a fearsome opponent

Drop The Shopping
January 12, 2005 – 10:04 pm | No Comment

It’s just sooooo predictable. It’s as sure as the late return of Harry Potter books and the illustrated pages of Alex Comfort’s magnum opus being ripped out. If there is one thing we can all …

Winter holiday
January 7, 2005 – 12:43 pm | No Comment

On the occasion or my receiving criticism for staying with my friends

Telly ho
October 20, 2004 – 4:41 am | No Comment

Hello sweeties
I was supposed to be at the opening of something last night. Dashed if I can remember what — a film, an art gallery, a bottle, an envelope. Who can keep up? (Not my …

Edwin Morgan’s tea is oot
October 12, 2004 – 4:59 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of Edwin Morgan writing doggerel associated with our new parliament

Local Government Councillors
October 11, 2004 – 7:35 am | No Comment

The charge: that they did wilfully and systematically bring into disrepute the name of local democracy through the pursuance of vainglorious self-gratification; further that they did allow the pompous, egotistical and disrespectful amongst their number to dominate to the detriment of the constituents whom they are elected to serve and the officers who are charged to implement their half-witted, lamebrained policies

The Nissan Micra
October 4, 2004 – 8:24 am | No Comment

The charge: that the accused did wilfully and with malice aforethought manufacture very small low-powered cars and flagrantly market the same to immensely fat people with poor spatial awareness thereby preventing commuters from going about their rightful daily business