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Twice Nightly
April 26, 2003 – 4:05 pm | No Comment

Hello darlings
Sometimes seeking out the skinny on the social scene is more than one can possibly bear. To the uninitiated it may seem one endless round of parties, premieres, popstars and poppers. And well I …

Bomb Baghdad and Back Our Boys
March 19, 2003 – 9:10 am | No Comment

Hello Darlings
I am too unaccountably traumatised to give you any social skinny this week. Shocked as I am by the onset of war in this land of ours. Well, I suppose it isn’t actually here, …

Cheese Eaters
March 12, 2003 – 7:20 am | No Comment

As the constipated man says, it’s the waiting that’s the worst.
Well I’ve been waiting for flippin weeks for this war to start and there’s not been so much as an exocet fired by accident. Not …

Anthea Turner
March 5, 2003 – 8:33 am | No Comment

Hello darlings. Lady Pan Jammer here, bringing you the low-down from the social hoe-down of the year at Brighams on the Strand. Well it is only March.
We were either saving the whale, raising money for …

Tories in Trouble
February 25, 2003 – 9:03 am | No Comment

I’ve been having a good think about the state of the Conservative Party in Britain. Two minutes it took me. Shower of flamin’ losers.
Lady Thatcher would be turning in her grave if she could see …

Evacuees
February 18, 2003 – 8:23 am | No Comment

Hello sweeties, here’s the skinny on the social scene. And the big news is…. it might be moving out to the sticks.
Tristram Parker-Wayne invited me down to his place in Sussex at the weekend to …

Simply Not Cricket
February 12, 2003 – 1:52 pm | No Comment

This Cricket World Cup in South Africa is really confusing me. Well, it’s just not cricket is it?
It’s politics, it’s death threats, it’s drug taking, it’s racial slurs. It’s everything except flaming cricket.
I don’t really …

Shampoo
January 31, 2003 – 10:55 am | No Comment

I am in mourning this morning sweeties. Lady P’s fragile little heart has been split into more pieces than Ulrika Jonnson has had football players. My darlingest little Hernando, the best hairdresser this side of …

Asylum Seekers
January 22, 2003 – 4:21 am | No Comment

It makes my blood boil, it really does. Who do these people think they are?
You give them the English language, teach them cricket and football, put shoes on their feet and all they want to …

Christmas Lights
January 16, 2003 – 3:44 am | No Comment

Well so that was Christmas and what did you do? Another year older, 20 bottles of shampoo.
Thank Gucci that’s the end of another season of comfort and joy darlings. I have been to more openings, …