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Gerard assault charge dropped. Then gets back up again.
March 20, 2009 – 3:54 pm | No Comment
Gerard assault charge dropped. Then gets back up again.

When they didn’t heed his plea for peace, he again implored them to “calm down, calm down”. Mr Carragher admits that his client did so while pushing his chest put and with his hands on his hips in an aggressive manner but that he did not strike anyone.

Pope says Africans should think of Mother Theresa
March 19, 2009 – 5:36 pm | No Comment
Pope says Africans should think of Mother Theresa

Instead of using condoms, the Pope has issued a plea for abstinence and has recommended that people follow his lead and think about something off-putting when seized by the temptation for carnal lust.

Jacques Guisembert at work #2
March 19, 2009 – 10:28 am | No Comment

The best black pudding maker in the world pours his deliciously fiendish mixture in animal casings to make culinary heaven at the boudin festival in Mortagne-au-Perche.

Jacques Guisembert at work #1
March 19, 2009 – 10:24 am | One Comment

The best black pudding maker in the world mixes fresh blood into a mixture of onions and back-fat at the boudin festival in Mortagne-au-Perche.

Programmer develops ultimate ‘plug and play’
March 17, 2009 – 5:47 pm | No Comment
Programmer develops ultimate ‘plug and play’

Mr Jalava says that it is proving invaluable to simply to be able to have so much information at his fingertips and that he is considering pushing the innovation in technology even further.

All right said Sir Fred
March 17, 2009 – 5:25 pm | No Comment
All right said Sir Fred

Sir Fred has apologised for the delay but says that the bank’s rules are beyond his control and he simply has to abide by them. It is estimated that he will have repaid the advance by January 18, 2041.

Beckham spells it out for Galaxy fans
March 11, 2009 – 9:34 pm | One Comment
Beckham spells it out for Galaxy fans

Beckham became a cult hero among the Galaxy faithful by making Tuesday night’s “open house” for anyone who wanted to pop around and play his favourite board game.

Obama to give special backing to Brown
March 9, 2009 – 5:37 pm | No Comment
Obama to give special backing to Brown

When Mr Brown flew to Washington last week, President Obama, who hadn’t realised he was coming, gave him a gift of a box set of DVDS which his wife’s sister had given him for Christmas.

Hard times for Barbie at 50
March 9, 2009 – 3:36 pm | 5 Comments
Hard times for Barbie at 50

Talks are already underway to sign up celebrity endorsement of the new-look doll and both Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama have been approached.

Chris Moyles, mounts, Cheryl Cole, Relief
March 8, 2009 – 6:13 pm | 2 Comments
Chris Moyles, mounts, Cheryl Cole, Relief

Unfortunately Gary Barlow’s agent misread the invitation and Barlow actually walked up Kilimanjaro.