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Cole has admitted that he called the officers disputatious polemicists when they continued to argue with him and that he went on to call them neo-reactionary Neanderthals.
Protestors such as Ms Deen are being trained by a mysterious group known as Sweet Revenge which is reportedly part of al-Qaeda’s non-military wing.
Ms Bruni said that she and the president had drawn up a short list of possible candidates for adoption but had not yet decided if they wanted a boy or a girl.
The Chancellor said that they would print off £5000 for every adult in the country and £1000 for every child.
However Mr Brown replied, “I’m not trying to cause a big sensation. I’m just talking about my generation.”
A young Airdrie man has been shot by firing squad after a mix up at the local court allowed a 108-year old woman onto the jury. The man was found guilty of stealing a goat …
Insiders suggest that one cost-cutting move being mooted by bosses is a controversial plan to get rid of Sir Trevor McDonald’s moustache.
Dogs are stupid. Here is proof as if it were needed.
Jackson is said to have chosen London as the venue for his global comeback because of his fascination for spoof secret agent Austin Powers.
Glasgow is being terrorised by a serial killer the media have nicknamed The Cutter. The murders have left the police baffled. There seems to be neither rhyme nor reason behind the killings; no kind of pattern or motive...except for the fact that the little fingers of their right hands have been severed...
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Ode to the release on compassionate grounds of convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset el-Megrahi by Scots Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill
Old FSF knew his onions when it came to stories and the pertinent word was short. Why mess with that?
Perched on a hill above the picturesque River Teme in South Shropshire, this 900-year-old market town is a visitor’s delight. Medieval and Georgian buildings at every turn, winding streets, independent shops and lots and lots …
