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Star Wars: Richard and Judy to go hans solo
March 8, 2009 – 5:13 pm | No Comment
Star Wars: Richard and Judy to go hans solo

Madeley says he is keen to show the viewing public that he isn’t simply a smug, one-dimensional simpleton with the emotional reach of a tin of hairspray.

Old Ashley Cole was an egalitarian soul
March 6, 2009 – 9:26 pm | No Comment
Old Ashley Cole was an egalitarian soul

Cole has admitted that he called the officers disputatious polemicists when they continued to argue with him and that he went on to call them neo-reactionary Neanderthals.

Cowardly custard attack on Mandelson
March 6, 2009 – 11:02 am | 2 Comments
Cowardly custard attack on Mandelson

Protestors such as Ms Deen are being trained by a mysterious group known as Sweet Revenge which is reportedly part of al-Qaeda’s non-military wing.

Caring Carla casts eye on cute kids
March 5, 2009 – 8:00 pm | No Comment
Caring Carla casts eye on cute kids

Ms Bruni said that she and the president had drawn up a short list of possible candidates for adoption but had not yet decided if they wanted a boy or a girl.

Darling can’t buy me love
March 5, 2009 – 11:48 am | No Comment
Darling can’t buy me love

The Chancellor said that they would print off £5000 for every adult in the country and £1000 for every child.

Brown plays the generation game
March 4, 2009 – 11:31 pm | One Comment
Brown plays the generation game

However Mr Brown replied, “I’m not trying to cause a big sensation. I’m just talking about my generation.”

Airdrie man shot in jury mix-up
March 4, 2009 – 6:22 pm | No Comment
Airdrie man shot in jury mix-up

A young Airdrie man has been shot by firing squad after a mix up at the local court allowed a 108-year old woman onto the jury. The man was found guilty of stealing a goat …

£2.7bn loss is hairy moment for ITV
March 4, 2009 – 2:32 pm | No Comment
£2.7bn loss is hairy moment for ITV

Insiders suggest that one cost-cutting move being mooted by bosses is a controversial plan to get rid of Sir Trevor McDonald’s moustache.

Dogs are stupid. Official.
March 3, 2009 – 11:01 pm | No Comment

Dogs are stupid. Here is proof as if it were needed.