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Yeah baby, it’s Jacko-2
March 3, 2009 – 4:02 pm | 4 Comments
Yeah baby, it’s Jacko-2

Jackson is said to have chosen London as the venue for his global comeback because of his fascination for spoof secret agent Austin Powers.

Brown wants to be economic top Scottie dog
March 3, 2009 – 11:55 am | No Comment
Brown wants to be economic top Scottie dog

The Prime Minister also said that it is worthwhile to take a chance and that the benefits of the community chest should be used wisely.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
March 3, 2009 – 12:32 am | No Comment
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Old FSF knew his onions when it came to stories and the pertinent word was short. Why mess with that?

Students are universally challenged
March 2, 2009 – 7:07 pm | 2 Comments
Students are universally challenged

However it was at the after-show party that Mr Kay’s fate was sealed when he walked straight by the Pot Noodle stand and instead picked up a plate of pasta and a glass of wine from an area set aside for production staff.

Loo are the air beneath my wings
February 28, 2009 – 11:29 pm | No Comment
Loo are the air beneath my wings

O’Leary said there would be strict penalties for anyone taking more than their fair share and that they would be particularly hard on asthmatics who had been cheating other passengers for years.

Military confused by things in general
February 27, 2009 – 5:56 pm | No Comment
Military confused by things in general

Some are already drawing up a plan for regime change in Mexico which produces 4.8% of the world’s oil but continues to have a horrendous human rights record on guacamole.

TV Channel naming.
February 26, 2009 – 6:19 pm | No Comment

UKTV History has become Yesterday and Dave’s catch-up channel (+1) has be renamed, wait for it, Dave ja vu. What will the marketing experts come up with next in branding our TV viewing? Will BBC2 become …

Latin scholar wins Uni Challenge, and she’s a girl!
February 26, 2009 – 6:08 pm | No Comment
Latin scholar wins Uni Challenge, and she’s a girl!

Super-brainy Latin scholar Gail Trimble has almost single-handedly swept to victory in the BBC’s University Challenge competition, outscoring all her team mates put together to take the title.

Sir Fred to eat his cake and have it
February 26, 2009 – 11:15 am | One Comment
Sir Fred to eat his cake and have it

Sir Fred, said by many to be the complete banker, was known to colleagues as Fred the Garlic Bread because of his ruthless cutting of loafs from the RBS budget and replacing them with cheaper focaccia.

Branson eyes up broo bonanza
February 24, 2009 – 5:05 pm | No Comment
Branson eyes up broo bonanza

Among expected bidders for the benefit mail is ‘Sir’ Richard Branson. He intends to rebrand it as Virgin DSS although it is thought that this concept might cause particular confusion in Dundee.