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Midnight Plumbers support Buy Stirling Albion campaign
May 7, 2009 – 12:22 pm | One Comment
Midnight Plumbers support Buy Stirling Albion campaign

Support the buy Stirling Albion campaign. Your chance to own a real football club for only £40!

Stirling Albion for sale
May 7, 2009 – 11:25 am | One Comment

here’s the promotional video

Old Ashley Cole was an egalitarian soul
March 6, 2009 – 9:26 pm | No Comment
Old Ashley Cole was an egalitarian soul

Cole has admitted that he called the officers disputatious polemicists when they continued to argue with him and that he went on to call them neo-reactionary Neanderthals.

Escape to Victory
February 23, 2009 – 5:58 pm | No Comment
Escape to Victory

Now let me explain why I’m watching a film that is some 28 years old. As I suspect is true of most parents, I’m living vicariously through my children. From visiting lower league football grounds to watching …

The Biter Bit
February 5, 2009 – 11:15 pm | No Comment

Just a pity it’s not arch-cheat Gerrard on the end of Bosingwa’s boot…

Tom Finney
October 31, 2008 – 1:56 pm | No Comment
Tom Finney

Known as the Preston Plumber, this 76-times capped winger is still considered one of the greatest British players of all time.  He became an apprentice plumber at 14, a trade he continued all his working …

Ode to Andy Murray
June 29, 2006 – 4:14 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of tennis superstar Andy Murray upsetting the sensibilities of the English nation by saying he’d not support their bid for World Cup glory

Anyone But England
June 6, 2006 – 2:24 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the 2006 World Cup and in the wake of ‘controversy’ over my declaration of support for Trinidad and Tobago

Switzerland, oh Switzerland
June 25, 2004 – 11:41 am | No Comment

On the sad occasion of the sporting defeat of our near neighbours

Ode to Zinedine Zidane
June 17, 2004 – 2:23 pm | No Comment

On the sad occasion of another sporting setback for our near neighbours