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Nepal count rises as Lumley licks Labour
May 21, 2009 – 4:11 pm | No Comment
Nepal count rises as Lumley licks Labour

Ms Lumley, who already holds honorary Greek nationality for her services to Prince Philip, has already said that she will be delighted to accept.

Home Secretary’s hubby enjoys home cooking
March 29, 2009 – 4:16 pm | No Comment
Home Secretary’s hubby enjoys home cooking

It was reported that Ms Smith was “livid and shocked” when she found out about the films and is said to have given her husband a “real ear-bashing”.

No hook, no crook
February 18, 2009 – 10:40 pm | 3 Comments
No hook, no crook

In their judgement, the Lords made it clear that any terrorist who claimed torture and yet didn’t have a hook as a hand was clearly a liar.

The two homes secretary
February 18, 2009 – 5:44 pm | No Comment
The two homes secretary

Ms Smith said she has studied parliamentary rules and believes she qualifies as the mostest Home Secretary in history.