It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in your tank Under the moonlight you catch a wiff that’s smellin’ pretty rank You try to clear but water floods the floor before you make it You start to scream, but a hero is on hand to have a bash He’ll only take cash
Tag: Michael Jackson
Footballers Lives
Hello sweeties My what a terrible kerfuffle over those beastly football chaps who have been locked up in Spain. The molesters from Leicester as Hotwire Harry my driver called them this morning. I don’t read the ghastly tabloids myself of course but Harry tells me that the molesters broke into the rooms of some unsuspecting… Continue reading Footballers Lives