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If at first you don’t succeed, change the law
March 27, 2009 – 5:19 pm | No Comment
If at first you don’t succeed, change the law

Mr Brown said that the Queen indicated she would be happy for any of her grandchildren to marry a Roman Catholic “as long as they were clean” and that this ought not to stop them from taking the throne.

Plumbing Rhapsody
February 9, 2009 – 11:42 pm | No Comment
Plumbing Rhapsody

Is this a real job? Is this just fantasy?

Two down, two to go
March 16, 2006 – 2:48 am | No Comment

HowyaIt’s day three and I’m sitting here with a smile the size of Cork on me bake. Jaysus but it’s been deadly so far.Tuesday was brand new and I was laughing me cacks off at …

George W Bush
November 18, 2003 – 8:41 am | No Comment

Just yesterday I was fitting a new s-bend for a woman in Richmond Place. I say ‘new’ it was actually a bit second hand and had spent the previous ten years of its existence in …

Auntie Joanna
November 5, 2003 – 7:26 am | No Comment

Hello sweeties
I speak to you this week as a woman shocked and angry. No, Fortnum and Mason haven’t messed up my Bolly order again, thank heaven. I am really quite peeved at this latest media …

Review of 2002
December 27, 2002 – 1:12 pm | No Comment

YEARS ARE like pipes – you can look back at them, up them, down them or  along them but you can’t change the crap that was in them. And as I always say, if it’s …