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Song about Abdelbaset al-Megrahi
August 26, 2009 – 4:02 pm | No Comment
Song about Abdelbaset al-Megrahi

Ode to the release on compassionate grounds of convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset el-Megrahi by Scots Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill

An essay on the failings of universal suffrage
May 6, 2007 – 11:17 pm | No Comment

An ode on the sad and perturbing occasion of the Scottish parliamentary election fiasco of May 2007

Ode to oles
April 18, 2007 – 2:33 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the Scottish parliamentary elections of 2007, a time of purdah and purgatory

Edwin Morgan’s tea is oot
October 12, 2004 – 4:59 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of Edwin Morgan writing doggerel associated with our new parliament

Local Government Councillors
October 11, 2004 – 7:35 am | No Comment

The charge: that they did wilfully and systematically bring into disrepute the name of local democracy through the pursuance of vainglorious self-gratification; further that they did allow the pompous, egotistical and disrespectful amongst their number to dominate to the detriment of the constituents whom they are elected to serve and the officers who are charged to implement their half-witted, lamebrained policies

We didn’t start the Parly
September 21, 2004 – 3:44 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of my witless opponents railing at the cost of the new parliament building

The Fraser Report
September 15, 2004 – 11:02 am | No Comment

On the occasion of the publication of Lord Fraser’s report into the Scottish parliament spending fiasco

Oor parliament’s finished
September 7, 2004 – 3:15 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the completion of our glorious new parliament building

A welcome to wee Nicola
September 7, 2004 – 3:07 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the promotion of Nicola Sturgeon

To Senora Miralles
June 23, 2004 – 3:41 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the opening of our glorious new parliament building