Ode to the release on compassionate grounds of convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset el-Megrahi by Scots Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill

Ms Bruni said that she and the president had drawn up a short list of possible candidates for adoption but had not yet decided if they wanted a boy or a girl.

Cautious and I sleep easy in our beds, separate beds (not that it matters), knowing that our daily efforts make the world a better place to live. Sadly those around us seem determined to trash …

As the constipated man says, it’s the waiting that’s the worst.
Well I’ve been waiting for flippin weeks for this war to start and there’s not been so much as an exocet fired by accident. Not …

Who amongst us hasn’t enlisted the help of the convicted fraudster boyfriend of your former soft-porn actress best friend in order to save a few quid on a house? No, me neither.
Does Mrs Blair really …

There’s an old newspaper saying that Man Bites Dog is not a story. Dog Bites Man, now that’s different. So why is it when an out of control bull terrier belonging to our beloved Princess …