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Sven Goran Eriksson
August 6, 2004 – 5:46 am | No Comment

Blimey what a rammy about Sven giving it large to that bird from the FA. Can you Adam and Eve that they were going to sack him just for having a bit of extra time …

Footballers Lives
March 9, 2004 – 7:23 am | No Comment

Hello sweeties
My what a terrible kerfuffle over those beastly football chaps who have been locked up in Spain. The molesters from Leicester as Hotwire Harry my driver called them this morning.
I don’t read the ghastly …

Shampoo
January 31, 2003 – 10:55 am | No Comment

I am in mourning this morning sweeties. Lady P’s fragile little heart has been split into more pieces than Ulrika Jonnson has had football players. My darlingest little Hernando, the best hairdresser this side of …

Christmas Lights
January 16, 2003 – 3:44 am | No Comment

Well so that was Christmas and what did you do? Another year older, 20 bottles of shampoo.
Thank Gucci that’s the end of another season of comfort and joy darlings. I have been to more openings, …