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Some smart Alex once said that Scotland will only be free when the last minister of the Kirk is strangled with the last copy of The Sunday Post. Now, thanks to Jack Topaz McConnell, that has all changed. Now they say that Scotland will only be free when the First Minister is strangled. Wee Jack, however, is much more than mere politician. Unknown to many of his countrymen, he is also poet and tragedian. For better and for verse. Much, much verse. Here, in a style owing much to lauded predecessors such as Burns, McGonagall and Dalglish, is the secret poetry of Jack Topaz McConnell.

Saturday, July 24, 2004

Old Baw Face is Back 
Auld baw face is back
The walkin, talkin heart attack
Auld baw face
Smug as a bug in a tartan rug
Soundbite Charlie
Naebody’s mug
Auld baw face
One smart Alex right enough
Smiling sleekit
Acting tough
OO7’s favourite thug
Vote SNP or we’ll shoot your dug
Torn betting slips
Rolls of fat
Am ah supposed to be scared of that?

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