The McConnell Log
Some smart Alex once said that Scotland will only be free when the last minister of the Kirk is strangled with the last copy of The Sunday Post. Now, thanks to Jack Topaz McConnell, that has all changed. Now they say that Scotland will only be free when the First Minister is strangled. Wee Jack, however, is much more than mere politician. Unknown to many of his countrymen, he is also poet and tragedian. For better and for verse. Much, much verse. Here, in a style owing much to lauded predecessors such as Burns, McGonagall and Dalglish, is the secret poetry of Jack Topaz McConnell.
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Oor parliament's finished
The builders have finished,
Well sort of.
We’ve aw moved in,
More or less.
They’ve cleaned up the mess,
Well most o’ it.
Noo everyone’s happy,
Happy-ish.
It was cheap at £440 million
It…..
Ach forget it.
Well sort of.
We’ve aw moved in,
More or less.
They’ve cleaned up the mess,
Well most o’ it.
Noo everyone’s happy,
Happy-ish.
It was cheap at £440 million
It…..
Ach forget it.
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