All About Plumbing

everything you could ever want to know about plumbing. And some more.

Plumbing Legends

Only the very best can enter the Plumbing Hall of Fame

Plumbing Planet

Like the New York Times we print all the news that’s fit to print. Except sometimes we make it up. Too.

Plumbing Reviews

Music, film, restaurants and everything else reviewed by our team of erudite plumbers

Travel Guides

let the Midnight Plumbers tell you about the world. We’ve been everywhere.

Home » Archive by Category

Articles in Librarian Liberation Front

Earth hour for our earth?
March 30, 2009 – 4:05 pm | One Comment

Hola, compadres. We are back from our trip. We have been away in the jungles of Peru finding out more about deforestation, the impact of our decadent Western ways on the indigenous peoples and to …

Red Nose Day
March 16, 2007 – 10:00 pm | One Comment

As all our members will know, the LLF is a caring and considerate organisation. We are dedicated to fair play, honesty, inetgrity (especially that of our catalogue) and concern for our fellow person. This is …

Burger King Maker
February 28, 2007 – 10:01 pm | No Comment

Where do I begin with this one. Prince Charles has gone for McDonalds in his latest tirade. A case, I fear, of the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable, if I may borrow a phrase …

On Your Bike, Blair!
February 21, 2007 – 10:03 pm | No Comment

Cautious and I sleep easy in our beds, separate beds (not that it matters), knowing that our daily efforts make the world a better place to live. Sadly those around us seem determined to trash …

Drop The Shopping
January 12, 2005 – 10:04 pm | No Comment

It’s just sooooo predictable. It’s as sure as the late return of Harry Potter books and the illustrated pages of Alex Comfort’s magnum opus being ripped out. If there is one thing we can all …

Olympics Not Ideal
August 17, 2004 – 10:06 pm | No Comment

You’d think they’d get the message, but it seems that no matter how few people turn up to the festival of contrived sports that is the modern Olympic Games, they still persist in holding them.
The …

Free Jeremy Clarkson!
June 10, 2004 – 10:07 pm | No Comment

It’s just not fair, that poor man.
I speak, of course, of Jeremy Clarkson. We live in an age where intolerance will simply not be tolerated and yet poor Jeremy still feels unable to declare his …

Tesco the Oppressor
March 9, 2004 – 10:09 pm | No Comment

Brothers and sisters, a great wrong has been done. I discovered today that my local “Big Issue” seller has been repeatedly moved on from his preferred patch outside Tesco by the management of the store.
I’m …

Nescafe No More
March 8, 2004 – 10:10 pm | No Comment

Fair trade fortnight is finally here! It’s taken seven years to get off the ground but we’ll finally be able to sink the boot into Nescafe. Gold Blend? That couple would be the first against …