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Sven Goran Eriksson
August 6, 2004 – 5:46 am | No Comment

Blimey what a rammy about Sven giving it large to that bird from the FA. Can you Adam and Eve that they were going to sack him just for having a bit of extra time …

Bigot Ron Atkinson
April 22, 2004 – 4:16 am | No Comment

Blimey, can a man not speak his mind these days without the politically correct brigadiers getting all hot under their collars?
Big Ron Atkinson, the working man’s microphonist, said a couple of things he didn’t mean …

April 8, 2004 – 9:06 am | No Comment

Blimey, I can’t believe all this locomotion about Sir David Beckham and this bit of Spanish skirt he’s supposed to have been knocking up. Can’t a man have any fun these days without it being …

David Kelly RIP
January 28, 2004 – 9:51 am | No Comment

Well blow me down with a gift voucher from B&Q.
I was in this house in Argyll Avenue, up to my elbow in this woman’s waste pipe, when I heard the news on the radio. Turns …

Tight Squeeze
December 17, 2003 – 7:19 am | No Comment

I was rigging up a dishwasher for a family down Ronald Place last week. Don’t know why he couldn’t just have bought her a pair of pink Marigold gloves and saved himself a few quid …

Princess Diana and the Paparazzi
November 28, 2003 – 8:48 am | No Comment

It’s enough to make me bleedin blood boil, it really is.
Three froggie paparazzi have just got away with taking pictures of our Princess Diana, God bless her, on the night she died. It’s flippin misbelievable.
These …

George W Bush
November 18, 2003 – 8:41 am | No Comment

Just yesterday I was fitting a new s-bend for a woman in Richmond Place. I say ‘new’ it was actually a bit second hand and had spent the previous ten years of its existence in …

Channel 4
October 7, 2003 – 7:35 am | No Comment

Did you see that Derren Brown geezer do that Russian Roulette thing on Channel 4 the other night? Flipping brilliant it was. The only slight disappointment was that the smug git didn’t blow his brains …

Jeffrey Archer released
July 23, 2003 – 4:42 am | No Comment

Wasn’t it nice to see Lord Archer being released from prison on Monday? The poor man should never have been locked up with common criminals but at least now he can indulge in his own …

Moral Decline of a Nation
May 7, 2003 – 7:08 am | No Comment

Is nothing sacred?
The festering politically correct lefties that are ruining this country are at it again. You can’t open a door for a woman without someone accusing you of being sexist, you can’t respect a …