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Tally ho
September 28, 2004 – 10:26 am | No Comment

Hello sweeties
Gosh what a perfectly dreadful time it has been lately. London has been absolutely sardined with cousins from the country down here protesting about the horrid hunting ban. Now I adore spending time with …

We didn’t start the Parly
September 21, 2004 – 3:44 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of my witless opponents railing at the cost of the new parliament building

The Fraser Report
September 15, 2004 – 11:02 am | No Comment

On the occasion of the publication of Lord Fraser’s report into the Scottish parliament spending fiasco

Oor parliament’s finished
September 7, 2004 – 3:15 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the completion of our glorious new parliament building

A welcome to wee Nicola
September 7, 2004 – 3:07 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the promotion of Nicola Sturgeon

The stinky has hit the fan
September 1, 2004 – 7:45 am | No Comment

Me typing might not be all that great today on account of how I’m writing this from under me bed. I figure it’s the only place to be in case there’s a Paddy Wagon at …

Olympics Not Ideal
August 17, 2004 – 10:06 pm | No Comment

You’d think they’d get the message, but it seems that no matter how few people turn up to the festival of contrived sports that is the modern Olympic Games, they still persist in holding them.
The …

Sven Goran Eriksson
August 6, 2004 – 5:46 am | No Comment

Blimey what a rammy about Sven giving it large to that bird from the FA. Can you Adam and Eve that they were going to sack him just for having a bit of extra time …

No Donald Dewar
August 5, 2004 – 4:35 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of Alex Salmond’s questioning of my ability

Old Baw Face is Back
July 24, 2004 – 5:15 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the return to leadership of Alex Salmond