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Bolly ho
July 13, 2004 – 9:11 am | No Comment

Hello sweeties
I know, I know. You have been beside your little selves with worry about my erstwhile whereabouts and well-being. Don’t think I am not touched darlings, I truly am. But worry ye not, rumours …

Ma Scotland
July 10, 2004 – 11:04 pm | No Comment

Paean to my ain country

Switzerland, oh Switzerland
June 25, 2004 – 11:41 am | No Comment

On the sad occasion of the sporting defeat of our near neighbours

To Senora Miralles
June 23, 2004 – 3:41 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the opening of our glorious new parliament building

Farewell to Whatsisname
June 23, 2004 – 2:44 pm | No Comment

Alas poor John Thingy

Ode to Zinedine Zidane
June 17, 2004 – 2:23 pm | No Comment

On the sad occasion of another sporting setback for our near neighbours

Parliament prayer
June 17, 2004 – 1:10 pm | No Comment

A heartfelt prayer for the success of our new parliament

Normandy Wisdom
June 16, 2004 – 3:06 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the celebration of the anniversary of D-Day

Ode to John Swinney
June 16, 2004 – 3:04 pm | No Comment

A celebration of a fearsome opponent

Stockline sorrow
June 16, 2004 – 3:04 pm | No Comment

Haiku on the Stockline factory explosion