All About Plumbing

everything you could ever want to know about plumbing. And some more.

Plumbing Legends

Only the very best can enter the Plumbing Hall of Fame

Plumbing Planet

Like the New York Times we print all the news that’s fit to print. Except sometimes we make it up. Too.

Plumbing Reviews

Music, film, restaurants and everything else reviewed by our team of erudite plumbers

Travel Guides

let the Midnight Plumbers tell you about the world. We’ve been everywhere.

The Biter Bit
February 5, 2009 – 11:15 pm | No Comment

Just a pity it’s not arch-cheat Gerrard on the end of Bosingwa’s boot…

How to Bet
February 5, 2009 – 11:10 pm | No Comment
How to Bet

This section goes through everything you need to do to place your bet. You probably want to know beforehand just what type of bet you are going to place so make sure you read …

Kelso
February 4, 2009 – 10:56 pm | No Comment
Kelso

The Midnight Plumbers guide to the beautiful Scottish border town of Kelso, home to Britain’s friendliest racecourse and a plumbers’ favourite.

Ode to Nicola
May 7, 2007 – 12:30 am | No Comment

An epistle to the bewitching Ms Nicola Stephen

An essay on the failings of universal suffrage
May 6, 2007 – 11:17 pm | No Comment

An ode on the sad and perturbing occasion of the Scottish parliamentary election fiasco of May 2007

Ode to oles
April 18, 2007 – 2:33 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the Scottish parliamentary elections of 2007, a time of purdah and purgatory

Longchamp
March 23, 2007 – 11:55 pm | 2 Comments
Longchamp

Qua-a-a-a-nd il me prend dans ses bras, il me parle tout bas, je voie la vie en rose…
What can you say about Paris that hasn’t been said a thousand times before? One of the …

Red Nose Day
March 16, 2007 – 10:00 pm | One Comment

As all our members will know, the LLF is a caring and considerate organisation. We are dedicated to fair play, honesty, inetgrity (especially that of our catalogue) and concern for our fellow person. This is …

Burger King Maker
February 28, 2007 – 10:01 pm | No Comment

Where do I begin with this one. Prince Charles has gone for McDonalds in his latest tirade. A case, I fear, of the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable, if I may borrow a phrase …

On Your Bike, Blair!
February 21, 2007 – 10:03 pm | No Comment

Cautious and I sleep easy in our beds, separate beds (not that it matters), knowing that our daily efforts make the world a better place to live. Sadly those around us seem determined to trash …