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Tommy’s Ode to Joy
August 17, 2006 – 3:59 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of Mr Tommy Sheridan announcing that he may form a new socialist party after infighting among the members of the SSP prompted by salacious and unfounded tales of his private life. Mr Sheridan has been found by a court of law to be not guilty of random and wanton shagging. These are (not really) his words.

Ode to the wee man
July 7, 2006 – 3:22 pm | No Comment

On the sad occasion of the death of one of Scotland’s favourite sons, the much-loved mountaineer, author and broadcaster Tom Weir

Ode to Tommy Sheridan (Allegedly)
July 7, 2006 – 2:26 pm | No Comment

On the undignified occasion of the court case involving Thomas Sheridan and the News of the World.

Obrigado Portugal
July 4, 2006 – 11:22 am | No Comment

An ode to our friends and European neighbours Portugal. Not for any particular reason, you understand. Just because they are great.

Ode to Andy Murray
June 29, 2006 – 4:14 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of tennis superstar Andy Murray upsetting the sensibilities of the English nation by saying he’d not support their bid for World Cup glory

Anyone But England
June 6, 2006 – 2:24 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of the 2006 World Cup and in the wake of ‘controversy’ over my declaration of support for Trinidad and Tobago

Ode to sunshine in winter
March 16, 2006 – 12:34 pm | No Comment

On the occasion of my very important visit to the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne.

Two down, two to go
March 16, 2006 – 2:48 am | No Comment

HowyaIt’s day three and I’m sitting here with a smile the size of Cork on me bake. Jaysus but it’s been deadly so far.Tuesday was brand new and I was laughing me cacks off at …

Sweets for me sweet, Noland for me honey
March 14, 2006 – 4:18 am | No Comment

HowyaJayus I love the smell of a scam in the morning. First Tuesday of Cheltenham and there’s already a whisper for a hit on the sods with the satchels. A whisper? It’s a bleeding roar.You’ll …

A very liberal democrat
February 24, 2006 – 11:58 am | No Comment

On the happy occasion of the announcement of the forthcoming lesbian nuptials of Margaret Smith, Liberal-Democrat MSP for Edinburgh West.