On the occasion of the return to leadership of Alex Salmond
Bolly ho
Hello sweeties I know, I know. You have been beside your little selves with worry about my erstwhile whereabouts and well-being. Don’t think I am not touched darlings, I truly am. But worry ye not, rumours of my demise, much like Carol Vorderman’s bust, are greatly exaggerated. Mieow. Oh the tittle tattle there has been… Continue reading Bolly ho
Ma Scotland
Paean to my ain country
Switzerland, oh Switzerland
On the sad occasion of the sporting defeat of our near neighbours
To Senora Miralles
On the occasion of the opening of our glorious new parliament building
Farewell to Whatsisname
Alas poor John Thingy
Ode to Zinedine Zidane
On the sad occasion of another sporting setback for our near neighbours
Parliament prayer
A heartfelt prayer for the success of our new parliament
Normandy Wisdom
On the occasion of the celebration of the anniversary of D-Day
Ode to John Swinney
A celebration of a fearsome opponent