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Articles tagged with: Michael Jackson

April 22, 2009 – 2:03 pm | 3 Comments

It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in your tank
Under the moonlight you catch a wiff that’s smellin’ pretty rank
You try to clear but water floods the floor before you make it
You start to …

Yeah baby, it’s Jacko-2
March 3, 2009 – 4:02 pm | 4 Comments
Yeah baby, it’s Jacko-2

Jackson is said to have chosen London as the venue for his global comeback because of his fascination for spoof secret agent Austin Powers.

Footballers Lives
March 9, 2004 – 7:23 am | No Comment

Hello sweeties
My what a terrible kerfuffle over those beastly football chaps who have been locked up in Spain. The molesters from Leicester as Hotwire Harry my driver called them this morning.
I don’t read the ghastly …