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A Plumber and his Instrument
December 8, 2010 – 10:09 pm | 2 Comments

Here is an interesting video for you. Some young chaps – plumbers I hope – who have constructed a musical instrument from various bits of plumbing paraphernalia. Enjoy

April 22, 2009 – 2:03 pm | 3 Comments

It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in your tank
Under the moonlight you catch a wiff that’s smellin’ pretty rank
You try to clear but water floods the floor before you make it
You start to …

St. Vincent
February 9, 2009 – 11:45 pm | No Comment
St. Vincent

Bathroom shining white, Fix that shower and the old bidet…

Plumbing Rhapsody
February 9, 2009 – 11:42 pm | No Comment
Plumbing Rhapsody

Is this a real job? Is this just fantasy?

Tight Squeeze
December 17, 2003 – 7:19 am | No Comment

I was rigging up a dishwasher for a family down Ronald Place last week. Don’t know why he couldn’t just have bought her a pair of pink Marigold gloves and saved himself a few quid …

Cheese Eaters
March 12, 2003 – 7:20 am | No Comment

As the constipated man says, it’s the waiting that’s the worst.
Well I’ve been waiting for flippin weeks for this war to start and there’s not been so much as an exocet fired by accident. Not …

Tories in Trouble
February 25, 2003 – 9:03 am | No Comment

I’ve been having a good think about the state of the Conservative Party in Britain. Two minutes it took me. Shower of flamin’ losers.
Lady Thatcher would be turning in her grave if she could see …

Asylum Seekers
January 22, 2003 – 4:21 am | No Comment

It makes my blood boil, it really does. Who do these people think they are?
You give them the English language, teach them cricket and football, put shoes on their feet and all they want to …

Cherie Oh Baby
December 11, 2002 – 8:57 am | No Comment

Who amongst us hasn’t enlisted the help of the convicted fraudster boyfriend of your former soft-porn actress best friend in order to save a few quid on a house? No, me neither.
Does Mrs Blair really …

November 26, 2002 – 4:54 am | No Comment

Now I’m the last man to stand in the way of someone earning a decent wage but those firefighters are getting right up my hooter.
How can they honestly expect a 40 per cent pay rise …